KE Hallucinates.
December 8th, 2006 by chris
Several days ago…
Chris: …fucking, “due process,” or some Dago shit like that. Anyway, I’m probably gonna drop acid this weekend.
Mike: Lucky bastard.
Chris: Is it tacky to blog about?
Mike: No, it’ll make us seem edgy.
Chris: Hardcore? EXTREME?!
Mike: Sure.
Later…
Mike: Did you do the acid?
Chris: No, I was too hung over. It’s in the freezer.
Later…
Chris: OH G-D, THE SUN! I CAN TASTE THE SUN!
No, it was nothing like that, as a disquietingly large number of our readers probably know. I did, however, do the following:
- Make a list of things I said that I thought would be funny upon sober reflection, which reads:
“Are you an ominous knothole?” <- good penmanship
Fluorescent lights = Ghost labia
You’re a shoe.
- Put Ofra Haza’s recording of “Hatikvah” on loop and draw a detailed family tree of the Tudors.
- Sneak away from my sitter and go to the laundry room, because “it would be funny to go to the laundry room, because it’s so obvious.”
- Play Super Nintendo games, and perform better than I generally do sober.
- Angrily defend my choice of “Spanish Bombs” as my favorite Clash song. To no one in particular.
- Call Mikeleh here, be mistaken for an Australian by his roommate, and have a lengthy discussion about the future of KE. So, if it turns out that tomorrow is “Mystical Iguana Day,” I apologize.
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