LOL DRUNK
January 11th, 2007 by chris
Well, I’m in the Holy City, and I just spent the last hour explaining to Hymie here how “The Lion King” is an illustration of the divine right of kings and the orthodoxy of Salic Law, and then screaming “fuck you, you fucking Jew” as he tries to force-feed me arak.
“We already listened to this song.”
“Fuck you. Lauryn Hill has a voice like an angel, even if she is as crazy as a shithouse rat. LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING ANGEL.”
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January 11th, 2007 at 22:19
I have no idea how you got all of that out of a movie with an opening line of
“Ha, la ren-ya, la ren-ya, hooga-booga, rama-dama-ding-dong…”
January 11th, 2007 at 23:02
So while wasting time at work I just rolled over the link list on your sidebar. Nice to know that Mobius sweats us. For confirmation of our attractiveness feel free to ask David Kelsey, our moshiach, whom we’ve also met in person.
Thanks for a good laugh.
January 11th, 2007 at 23:52
Whoa. Were you so “LOL DRUNK” that you forgot your Mogen David?
Dude.
January 11th, 2007 at 23:59
Umm, I think the Lion King is really just Hamlet.
Of course, it’s very possible that Hamlet is all about that stuff you said it was…
January 12th, 2007 at 0:49
Confirmed. Jewbiquitous writers are babes.
January 12th, 2007 at 0:50
Sorry, forgot to attach my own link.
January 12th, 2007 at 7:18
Mikeleh’s dad: I was too drunk to change users.
Robbie: Well, it does have a lot of Hamlet, but the situation where the land falls into chaos and fails to bear fruit because the correct linear king is not ruling is a commentary on divine right. Or something. It makes more sense if you’re drunk.
Everyone else: I have never doubted the cuteness of the Jewbiquitesses, even when drunk.
Also, Lauryn hill does have a voice like A MOTHERFUCKING ANGEL.
January 12th, 2007 at 15:32
Do you guys do anything BUT drink and deconstruct The Lion King?
January 13th, 2007 at 11:56
packen, why would they?
January 15th, 2007 at 23:31
are shithouse rats crazy, generally? you’d think they’d be as sane and meditative as the moths who land next to the street lights, peacefully basking in the light.