I love horticulture!
February 13th, 2007 by michael
A close friend, who shall remain nameless, just sent me some pictures of some very interesting plants he certainly has not been cultivating in any way, shape or form, plants which are certainly in no way to be found growing anywhere within his home.
I mean, I’ve always had a little bit of an affection for the greener of the Lord’s creations, but there’s something about this particular plant that I find somewhat alluring…I can’t quite put my finger on it. I find the symmetry of those seven-pointed leaves somehow soothing, and in the back of my mind I swear a Mighty Diamonds song starts to play…
My friend just says it’s a kind of ficus. Personally, I think it’s great he’s found such a healthy, productive habit, one that helps everyone breathe a little better.
Because, y’know, plants convert carbon dioxide into oxygen.
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February 14th, 2007 at 5:14
That’s not a ficus.
It’s an African violet.
February 15th, 2007 at 23:44
Carbon dioxide absorbed by plants is released whenever the plant it…uh…burned.
February 16th, 2007 at 3:18
I don’t know about your friends, but mine were never into burning ficuses. Because, y’know, that’s just wasteful.
February 19th, 2007 at 19:01
[…] One of the things you have to do when you’re a Jewish baby blogger is to familiarize yourself with the Jewish blogosphere. The blog roll on Jewlicious certainly proved to be quite entertaining. For instance, Uncle Michael’s blog, koshereucharist is reflective of a man who seems deeply, deeply disturbed. I’ll find out for sure today when he comes over to play. What’s funny is that apparently women are supposed to dig his brand of obscure musical references, dark, pessimistic world views and an affinity for substance abuse. This Jewcy blogger even wants to be his girlfriend!! Mind you she did list Jewlicious as her second fave blogcrush so maybe she’s not totally insane. What’s also funny is that I’ve been now referred to as “bitch” by two bloggers. That’s got to be some kind of record… […]
February 19th, 2007 at 19:05
Yeah… you can tell the particularly divine plants by this one test question: do you smell like heaven itself or not?
August 29th, 2007 at 17:59
Now, f@#$ every spelling error u might find, i am writing this masterpiece (second only to the tora or somthing) all the way from sunny Israel, where buses no longer explode and a pink light shines all over the new and improved middle east, one that has moved up from being an ass hole to being just an ass. Anyway, it got broken while crossing the ocean,o k ?
Oh, yeh, allmost forgot:
your dear dear friend found the true path into heaven, doing exactly what god intended, making this earth a griner place, where everything runs smoothly as if lubricated by the finest of oils, spreading around an aroma which… well… totaly forgot what i wanted to say. I’m actually a Hash man my self.
A game for farmers/greenheads: evrybody sits down, one of them leavs the room and evryone has to guess who the fuck that was. Or thay can just forget about it and smoke the bong again.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:59
We, uh… this was written in… dang nugs…
What?
August 31st, 2007 at 4:21
Dang nugs? That’s just north of Da Nang.
Chris, I’m glad to see that the rumors of your demise were premature.
September 3rd, 2007 at 4:35
Ha! Read the new post.