The Kosher Eucharist Booze Hour
February 16th, 2007 by michael
Some of you may remember my fortuitous invention of a thrilling new mixed drink, the Ashkenazi. I remember it like it was last week, and every day since then.
Anyway, tireless dynamo of creative energy that I am, especially when it comes to getting screwed up, I’ve created a sister drink to the Ashkenazi, a combination of flavors and liquors so incredibly girly and delicious it makes your disappearing chest hair sing Cyndi Lauper tunes.
Beloved readers, I introduce to you: the Sephardi.
Here’s how it works:
Fill glass with ice
Float:
1 part chocolate liqueur
1 part vodka
1 part coffee liqueur
2 – 3 parts vanilla Al ha-Boker milk (regular milk will probably do in a pinch)Pour carefully to get that layered effect going, because not only does it have to be girly, it has to be pretty. Then stir it up a little and drink it.
The Sephardi! Because as we all know, all a Sephardi is is an Ashkenazi with a little chocolate mixed in.
Also, drink carefully, because while there may not appear to be a lot of booze in there, just one will get you quite well-toasted. Mmmm…you’re welcome.
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February 19th, 2007 at 18:58
[...] One of the things you have to do when you’re a Jewish baby blogger is to familiarize yourself with the Jewish blogosphere. The blog roll on Jewlicious certainly proved to be quite entertaining. For instance, Uncle Michael’s blog, koshereucharist is reflective of a man who seems deeply, deeply disturbed. I’ll find out for sure today when he comes over to play. What’s funny is that apparently women are supposed to dig his brand of obscure musical references, dark, pessimistic world views and an affinity for substance abuse. This Jewcy blogger even wants to be his girlfriend!! Mind you she did list Jewlicious as her second fave blogcrush so maybe she’s not totally insane. What’s also funny is that I’ve been now referred to as “bitch” by two bloggers. That’s got to be some kind of record… [...]
February 21st, 2007 at 8:29
My roommate’s boyfriend is a bartender, and he invented a martini he calls The Bloody Waters of Ancient Babylon. It goes like this:
1/4 oz Southern Comfort
1/4 oz vodka (absolut)
1/4 oz Amaretto
1/4 oz slow gin
Fill a shaker with ice, add the above.
Add some pineapple juice, and a splash of sweet and sour. Shake it. Strain into a martini glass and then swirl grenadine on top.
Weep for Zion, drink the Bloody Waters of Ancient Babylon.