I DON’T FUCKING CARE
February 22nd, 2007 by michael
Why has the astoundingly uninteresting life and death of Anna Nicole Smith been the fucking top story on CNN for days? Really, I thought America had moved past its “buxom blonde dead in mysterious circumstances” headline obsession ’round about, oh, World War fucking II. What’s the headline going to be tomorrow? “Made Moll Takes a Powder in the Great Gin Mill in the Sky – Was it the Shine or the Hop?” “Pro Skirt’s Patsy Behind the 8-Ball in Court – Will He Get a Leaf of Her Lettuce?” Are we going to start having to end our sentences in “see”? Will our streets ever be safe from Capone and his trouble boys? SHOULD I BREAK OUT MY FUCKING SUSPENDERS?
Excuse me, I need to go drown a pint of giggle juice and maybe have a little tea.
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February 22nd, 2007 at 19:08
When Barbaro broke his leg, some woman wrote into Bill O’Reilly (first mistake) to ask why he was covering the story instead of something important, like AIDS in Africa.
His response was one of the greatest moments in TV history. He berated some stranger, explaining that “it is a very big story, and everyone is talking about it” and proceeded to continue ranting for another minute or two.
Awesome.
February 22nd, 2007 at 22:06
I bet he felt differently when everyone was talking about that whole “falafel” thing…