Is everyone fucking batshit?
February 26th, 2007 by michael
I was browsing through the sites that link to Jewlicious today, and I stumbled upon a most curious post on Israpundit. Now, I was fuzzily aware that Israpundit was one of those right-wing, chest-thumpingly pro-Israel sites written by Jews who, of course, don’t live in Israel and seem to spend most of their time eagerly humping the legs of their Evangelical masters - but I never really paid any attention, mostly because the only thing worse than simpering, bleeding-heart leftist Jews are impotent, bloodlust-filled rightist Jews. But this post wasn’t content with the normal right-wing verbal masturbation - this is full-on right-wing verbal whips ‘n’ chains leather crazy sex.Onto the post itself, in all of its twirly-eyed, theremin-music glory:
Can a good Muslin become a good American or Canadian?
I received this email:
I sent that question to a friend who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 years. The following is his reply:
Theologically - no. Because his allegiance is to Allah, the moon god of Arabia.
Religiously - no. Because no other religion is accepted by his Allah except Islam (Quran, 2:256).
Scripturally - no. Because his allegiance is to the five pillars of Islam and the Quran (Koran).
Geographically - no. Because his allegiance is to Mecca, to which he turns in prayer five times a day.
Socially - no. Because his allegiance to Islam forbids him to make friends with Christians or Jews.
Politically - no. Because he must submit to the mullah (spiritual leaders), who teach annihilation of Israel and Destruction of America, the great Satan.
Domestically - no. Because he is instructed to marry four women and beat and scourge his wife when she disobeys him (Quran 4:34).
Intellectually - no. Because he cannot accept the American Constitution since it is based on Biblical principles and he believes the Bible to be corrupt.
Philosophically - no. Because Islam, Muhammad, and the Quran do not allow freedom of religion and __expression. Democracy and Islam cannot co-exist.Every Muslim government is either dictatorial or autocratic.
Spiritually - no. Because when we declare “one nation under God,” the Christian’s God is loving and kind, while Allah is NEVER referred to as heavenly father, nor is he ever called love in The Quran’s 99 excellent names.
Therefore after much study and deliberation….perhaps we should be very suspicious of ALL MUSLIMS in this country. They obviously cannot be both “good” Muslims and good Americans or Canadians.
Oh God, oh God, oh God, it’s so stupid my nose is bleeding!
Let’s play my new favorite game, Substitution, again!
Can a good Jew become a good German?
I sent that question to a friend who worked in Poland for 20 years. The following is his reply:
Theologically - no. Because his allegiance is to Yahweh, the desert god of Palestine.
Religiously - no. Because no other religion is accepted by his God (Exodus 20:2).
Scripturally - no. Because his allegiance is to the five books of Moses and the Talmud.
Geographically - no. Because his allegiance is to Jerusalem, to which he turns in prayer three times a day.
Socially - no. Because his allegiance to Judaism forbids him to make friends with Christians.
Politically - no. Because he must submit to the rabbis, who teach annihilation of the pagan nations and the eventual servitude of non-Jews to Jews in the Messianic Era.
Domestically - no. Because he is instructed to cut off his wife’s hand for slights as minor as breaking up a fight between her husband and another man by grabbing the man’s genitals (Deuteronomy 25:11).
Intellectually - no. Because he cannot accept German Law since it is based on Biblical principles and he believes the half of the Bible to be corrupt.
Philosophically - no. Because Judaism, Moses, and the Talmud do not allow freedom of religion and expression. Democracy and Judaism cannot co-exist. Every Jewish government has been either dictatorial or autocratic.
Spiritually - no. Because when we declare “one nation under God,” the Christian’s God is loving and kind, whereas the Jews’ God is the vengeful God of the Old Testament.
Therefore after much study and deliberation….perhaps we should be very suspicious of ALL JEWS in this country. They obviously cannot be both “good” Jews and good Germans.
Watch out, motherfuckers! That slope’s slippe–too late.
I mean, really, I hate to get all Godwin’s Law on you here, but we’ve heard this rhetoric before…somewhere…my knowledge of history is admittedly incomplete, but I seem to recall it ended somewhat badly.
Oh, but there’s more! I also discovered, in the midst of my Jewlicious link browsing, this asshole. You see, he’s decided to compile a list of his first actions upon being elected as Prime Minister of Israel (it’s fun to pretend!). Among his revolutionary ideas:
4. Arab Israelis and Palestinians would be allowed to continue participating in Israeli elections. However, since their numbers are on the rise while the Jewish population of Israel is receding, Palestinians would be given the equalent of “half a vote” in all elections, whether primaries of general elections for the Knesset.
I, for one, completely agree. The Negro has not been gifted by the good Lord with the same native faculties as the white man, and it is the Christian’s burden to civilize him and wean him away from his jungle habits and to show him the light of democracy, and even to let him participate to the fullest extent of his potential, which is of course 3/5 that of the white man’s. Also, a woman’s right to vote is redundant, because they only double the vote of their husband, and they could be spending that time struggling to wrap their feeble minds around the issues of the day making kugel.
I have my own promise. If this guy gets elected Prime Minister, I’m going to commit hara-kiri. On his doorstep. While he’s away, so I’ll have started to turn a little by the time he gets back. There’s nothing that can’t be made better by spite.
Okay, but for once, in all seriousness: the fact that even a few people on the right have come to deem this manner of rhetoric acceptable to freely discuss in public, instead of hiding it deep in their black little hearts in hopes nobody commits them, is a little alarming. Perhaps instead of building yet another flagellating Holocaust memorial in a city that doesn’t even have Jews (coming soon: Ulaan Bataar’s Holocaust Memorial Center!), we should honor the memory of those who perished by guarding ourselves from the kind of rhetoric that led to their deaths in the first place.
Or we could just do the hara-kiri thing. I mean, if you’re cool with it.
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February 26th, 2007 at 9:31
After reading those blogs, I sincerely can’t imagine how there could ever be anti-Semitism in the world…
Nope. That’s sarcasm.
With folks like that out there, seems like someone’s asking for it……
That shit is fucking ridiculous.
February 26th, 2007 at 14:58
hey there, this is DeDe, friend of Laya’s, sporadic Jewschool poster. longtime lurker, thought i’d introduce myself. great post.
February 26th, 2007 at 15:34
BD - not only is it fucking ridiculous, it diminishes the relevance of the non-batshit majority. Because the batshit crazy ones on the other side always gravitate to the batshit crazy ones on our side and hold up their batshit crazy rantings to say, “Look how batshit crazy these motherfuckers are!” Of course, it works both ways.
dede - hi DeDe friend of Laya’s sporadic Jewschool poster longtime lurker! Happy to have you.
February 26th, 2007 at 21:36
You know, there is a document which outlines why Jews make good Frenchmen. The rabbis of the time (circa 1797 or so) had to make this list to prove that Jews could be good citizens of the French republic. It answers a lot of the same questions, and I think that the logic could be applied to Muslims too.
I can’t remember the name of the document, but I know that there is a copy in the book “Jew in the Modern World”
February 26th, 2007 at 22:03
Now that you mention it, I’ve read that document. I have the book, but it’s back in America, along with most of my library. Sniff.
February 27th, 2007 at 1:57
“Because he is instructed to cut off his wife’s hand for slights as minor as breaking up a fight between her husband and another man by grabbing the man’s genitals (Deuteronomy 25:11).”
I can see how it would lead there:
What the fuck, woman? Why did you grab his stuff? Oh, sure, ’cause grabbing a guy’s manbits in the middle of a fight is the best way to break things up. Fuck you, ‘losing’. I was kicking his ass. Well maybe you should learn to shut up.
February 27th, 2007 at 2:10
As for the main thrust of the post…
I’m not sure what you’re saying: that there isn’t a global Islamic terrorist movement with widespread support, or (if there is) that there is a Jewish equivalent.
No sensible person is worried about Jews blowing up embassies or crashing planes in to buildings. There isn’t a Jewish movement to force other countries to submit to Jewish rule. Etc.
Yeah, the Israpundit post goes pretty far off the deep end. They mistake the ideological demands placed on Muslims for common (if not complete) acceptance and obedience by Muslims of those demands.
But no-one would give a shit about The Muslims (TM) if it weren’t for readily tangible acts of terrorism and subversion (as opposed to fabricated tales of Jewish dominance in WW2 era Europe).
February 27th, 2007 at 23:52
No, what I’m saying is this: Israpundit is saying Muslims shouldn’t be allowed into America because you can’t be a Muslim AND a good American. Obviously, this is bullshit - America guarantees freedom of thought and religion, for one, and two, most American Muslims are quiet, family-raising, tax-paying citizens like everybody else. Israpundit isn’t saying, “Don’t let the Muslims in because there might be terrorists,” they’re saying “Don’t let them in because they worship a wacky Arabian moon god!” This is the new manifestation of that Immigrationphobic streak that has dogged America since day one: the damned Irish, the damned Italians, the damned Jews, the damned Mexicans, etc., etc.
As far as terrorists, if they really want in, not being able to legally immigrate on account of their religion won’t stop them.
February 28th, 2007 at 8:39
What do you expect from the internet? Not only is this freedom of expression in its most extreme form, each and every person here has enough anonymity to have little fear expressing their irrational thoughts with little fear of social or actual repercussions. Oh, and by the way hi and my brother is now editing the website of dissent magazine (http://www.dissentmagazine.org/) so you should check it out. Dude.
February 28th, 2007 at 13:06
Yeah…stupid Internet.
And I’m checking out your brother’s fancy magazine. Oh yes I am.
February 28th, 2007 at 21:52
‘Israpundit isn’t saying, “Don’t let the Muslims in because there might be terrorists,” they’re saying “Don’t let them in because they worship a wacky Arabian moon god!”’
No, they’re saying that Islam mandates a political identity that is incompatible with citizenship in a Western democracy. The dominant Muslim political movement - the Muslim Brotherhood - would probably agree.
The case WRT Muslims isn’t simply about the - yes - tiny minority who try to behead infidels or strap on a bomb vest. Terrorism is the stuff that everyone notices, but it obscures the smaller - and ultimately more important - changes made to the country by Muslims who don’t necessarily support al-Qaeda.
February 28th, 2007 at 21:57
Take Britain. According to polls, 40% of British Muslims support terrorism against British Jews and a quarter sympathise with the 7/7 bombers. Most support Hamas and Hezbollah, and most think 9/11 was a Zionist-Crusader conspiracy.
How many of them are active terrorists? MI5 estimates 2,000, out of over a million. But it hardly needs to be said that a culturally aggressive, demographically young pro-terrorist minority rubbing up against a culturally weak, aging majority causes more problems than suicide bombings.