Writers’ block.
March 23rd, 2007 by chris
Chris: I wanted to post on why Calvinism is heresy, but I’m too lazy.
Hymie: You should do it. I’m dry lately.
Chris: You might blog the Phil Spector scandal. Jury selection is going on, and he changed Gay Icon Hairstyles from Dolly Parton to Ellen.
Hymie: It’s the Wall of… MURDER!
Chris: Da doo bang bang bang, da doo bang bang…
Hymie: He shot me and it felt like a kiss.
Chris: Yeah, my heart stood still / Yes, his name was Phil / Yeah, and when he shot me dead / Da doo bang bang bang, da doo bang bang….
Oh, Phil. You let me down. “Be My Baby!” “Da Doo Ron Ron!” My secretly, guiltily beloved “Pretty little Angel Eyes!” And then you did something so nightmarish, so evil, so unrepentantly wicked that I honestly cannot believe that the man responsible for the Crystals and the Ronettes could stoop to such depravity.
And then you killed a woman!
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