That’s a very sensual triple hole-punch you have there, Carlos.
April 5th, 2007 by chris
Today at work, I learned that the leading brand of correction fluid in New Zealand, and hence the name by which most correction fluid here in WACKY POLYNESIA is known, is “Twink.”
“Twink” means something different in other parts of the world, but I feel the two usages could be meaningfully combined in a screenplay I’ve been inspired to write called “Office Hazards,” in which a young mailroom worker is informed by his supervisor that there exist other, more liberating routes to advancement in the workplace besides punctuality and attention to detail.
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April 6th, 2007 at 4:29
I would totally rent that video…
April 6th, 2007 at 5:42
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03232007
See, would you do it expecting porn, or the tedious training manual it would actually be?
April 7th, 2007 at 7:14
my life might be complete if you made that plot into a tedious training manual, complete with character names like Mr. Cockswinger and office-assistant Dickson.
April 8th, 2007 at 3:41
“Mr. Cockswinger, sir, I can’t seem to fit the cartridge into the receptive slot! It seems to be too big!”
“Go get the smaller size from the supply cabinet. And remember always to check the labeling and instructions!”
“Thank you, sir!”
April 11th, 2007 at 14:58
I’d be hoping for porn, settling for someone cute who might spill on himself and have to change shirts on the training video.
April 13th, 2007 at 7:22
“Gosh! That’s the third canister of baby oil I’ve spilled on myself today! Better get the other boys to wipe me down with Moist-NAps, AGAIN…”