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By: Jew School » Blog Archive » Winehouse’s beau to convert ahead of shmancy Jewish wedding

Sun, 06 May 2007 19:27:38 +0000

[...] be okay, Michael. I promise. Give it a year, at best, and you’ll be in the running [...]

By: Mayer

Mayer — Tue, 01 May 2007 01:20:48 +0000

Well, you can just not ever look at onlysimchas. Od Yishama follows you around.

By: Annie

Annie — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:15:46 +0000

Hey,

Lynn Schustermann can really get down. I actually saw her “soul train” across a dance floor, followed by Ruth Messinger.

Also: Od Yishama is not the worst part of being engaged. The worst part of being engaged is having to remove 30-million different onlysimchas announcements that your well-meaning (asshole) friends have posted.

By: Mayer

Mayer — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 21:14:45 +0000

Od Yishama is without a doubt the worst part of being engaged. The opening kazoo bars make my skin crawl, and by the time the song is over, I’m either in the fetal position, or 3 miles away.

By: michael

michael — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:30:15 +0000

Amy isn’t so shallow as to be swayed by the mere promise of a poetic last name!

You should probably throw in a bottle of Tia Maria and banana liqueur.

By: EV

EV — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:27:06 +0000

Apparently not, as we recently learned.

Amy Winehouse Valley. Much simpler than those sad dual names of recent “olim,” as you call yourselves. And the idea of a winehouse located in a valley — it’s metaphorically touching actually.

It touches me.

By: michael

michael — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:22:03 +0000

EV, the last woman to think on you in her final throes was Lynn Schustermann. BITCH.

By: EV

EV — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:38:24 +0000

Cross-commented from Jewlicious because this is IMPORTANT.

“Upstairs in bed with my ex-boy
He’s in the place but I can’t get joy
Thinking on you in the final throes
This is when my buzzer goes”

Not to put too fine a point on it, but she’s thinking of me.

And she always will be, Michael.