Kosher Eucharist / יוקאריסט כשר

Jessalyn Katzenberg
Anthropology 101
Professor Schmidt
10/29/07

The Kanak people of New Caledonia and the Loyalty Islands carve traditional

Mrs Jessalyn Gylenhall
Mrs Jessalyn Gillenhalle
Mrs Jessalyn Gilenhaalle
Mrs Jessalyn Gyllenhall
Mrs Jessalyn Gillennhalle
Mrs Jessalyn Ledger

Halloween Costume ideas:

a slutty nurse
a slutty secretary
a slutty Baruch Goldstein
a slutty whore
a slutty angel
a slutty Bea Arthur
a slutty Tori Amos
a slutty Commonwealth of Nations
a slutty Kanak native
a slutty cagou
a slutty French colonist
a slutty anthropologist
a slutty Cardinal Richelieu
a slutty Papal states
a slutty Loyalty Island
a slutty Wailing Wall
a slutty Land of Zion
a slutty rebbetzin
a slutty diesel dyke
*a slutty Chi Omega* <- THIS ONE!

genealogy and tribal identifiers recorded in carvings.

Why is everyone an idiot?

I don’t know if this has made the news anywhere else, but a few weeks ago some people got arrested here. They had been camping in the woods and training to use guns and napalm. They appear to have been a mix of Maori separatists, white sympathizers, and (surprise!) Muslim volunteers. So they did a sweep and arrested these guys, some of their associates, and took their guns and napalm.

The hippies are furious.

Less than a week after this happened, before all the facts of the case had been disclosed, a “massive” protest was organized in Dunedin, and now there’s another one in the works in Christchurch. The predictable shrill, ungrammatical “Police are the REAL terrorists!” posters someone named “Sharky” made at home out of clip art and vague memories of Clash cover art have been plastered over the walls. Accusations of fascism fill the air like the dank scent of patchouli. The women are grimly brushing their armpit hair into Boudica-like battle plaits, and the men are Xeroxing really, really aggressive broadsheets.

I don’t understand. Guns are only bad when white people have them? Napalm is fine to use in New Zealand, but not Indochina? The people who were arrested were not “terrorists” but “activists,” according to the Damnhippies. So where is the line for them? Planning to kill, maim, and destabilize is fine, as long as… what? You’re killing whitey? You’re too incompetent or hesitant to actually do it? You’re only setting fire to introduced species?

I fucking hate hippies. That’s all I’m saying. Go suck a dank nug and be quiet. And shave.

KE has woken up from its hibernation to pee, look into the refrigerator, and to pump a new blog. 2 birds, 1 blog is the new hot shit, and it would greatly behoove you all (You all is, by now, Rachel and parents) to read it. It follows the established pattern of “Two best friends write a blog; one of them is Catholic, not straight, and a drunk and the other is half-Jewish, has a tattoo, and is a drunk.” There are more similarities, but they have aliases and I ain’t wanna accidentally post a Clue that would reveal their Clark Kent identities. Anyway, read them, and read us once we start back up.