Grunt.
October 18th, 2007 by chris
KE has woken up from its hibernation to pee, look into the refrigerator, and to pump a new blog. 2 birds, 1 blog is the new hot shit, and it would greatly behoove you all (You all is, by now, Rachel and parents) to read it. It follows the established pattern of “Two best friends write a blog; one of them is Catholic, not straight, and a drunk and the other is half-Jewish, has a tattoo, and is a drunk.” There are more similarities, but they have aliases and I ain’t wanna accidentally post a Clue that would reveal their Clark Kent identities. Anyway, read them, and read us once we start back up.
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October 18th, 2007 at 22:18
So… I took a look at your new blog and at this juncture I just have to say: it… makes… no… fucking… sense. Have I missed something? Have I done too much LSD and not enough Ecstasy or sumpin?
October 19th, 2007 at 7:34
I mean… yes, you probably did. I promise it’s not secretly us, it is actually two lovely young ladies I know. Give ‘em a chance to get off the ground. They’re hilarious in person and I hooked up with one of ‘em, so I’m still pretty grateful.
October 19th, 2007 at 7:37
If only because “enough Ecstasy” is one of those phrases like “Lebanese government” that is grammatically but not practically possible.