How KE posts get written, or not.
November 8th, 2007 by chris
me: Oh, are you going to write the “we hate Facebook” post or am I?
Jew: Maybe I should. I don’t have much else going on.
me: You’re a better satirist. (Marginally.) But I probably had more harrowing experiences on it.
Jew: Aww, gosh, thanks.
It’s probably true.
The harrowing experiences.
me: I told you the story about the girl who interrupted me trying to take a guy home facebooked me TWICE.
LIKE SHE HUNTED ME DOWN, HAVING DISCOVERED MY FAKE NAME
Oh also the royalty were pretty funny.
Jew: Maybe you should then.
me: You want to write about the Nobel Peace prize?
One of us should. It is so absurd.
Jew: You tend to do better straight out rants.
me: I do shine when hysterical.
Jew: The Calvin to my Hobbes.
me: It’s true.
LET’S GET MATCHING TATTOOS ON OUR COCKS
I kind of want to post this exchange.
Jew: “Chris and Michael: They stroke each other’s egos.”
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