Repeal Day.
December 5th, 2007 by michael
Remember, remember, the Fifth of December,
When cognac, Scotch whisky and beer,
Once more flowed from the tap, ev’ry bottle uncapped,
So to Prohibition let none adhere
‘Twas on this day in 1933, 74 years ago, when the government realized that the best way to combat the malaise gripping America, with Depression and Dust Bowl ravaging the heartland, was to allow the poor and downtrodden to forget their sorrows with their first drink in 14 years guaranteed not to contain turpentine.
It was, save for (eventually) entering World War II, arguably the last good decision the federal government ever made.
So celebrate your constitutional right to cirrhosis with a frosty one, and on your way home from the bar, don’t forget to urinate on your local chapter of MADD.
And don’t drive home, tembel.
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December 5th, 2007 at 22:58
Tamar is giving you a run for your booze money. While you may have risked your life to get me 2 bottles of arak… she got me this for Repeal Day/Channukah:
http://www.copperfox.biz
Quite tasty. Like no whiskey I’ve ever had. All it’s missing is you…
December 6th, 2007 at 21:20
I’m willing to play second fiddle to your lawfully wedded wife. CLOSE second.
December 19th, 2007 at 11:47
I can’t comment on the homopost for some reason, so I’ll do it here:
I like labels. I like classifying people.
I think knowing what (or who) you’re getting into is a great idea.
And I think queer people are annoying.
December 19th, 2007 at 23:23
Methinks there is some censorship from above
December 19th, 2007 at 23:54
In Your Twenties,
Fine. HAve your boidyke third-gender calabais. But keep them quiet.
December 20th, 2007 at 11:30
I just need to label them. I don’t want to give them rights or allow them to function as equals in society.
Let’s not let ourselves get carried away, ok?
December 20th, 2007 at 15:49
So it’s kinda like going to the zoo? You want to know what you’re looking at?
January 1st, 2008 at 9:57
You guys are like a couple of 15 year old girls with precariously perched tube-top rims. Post something else you two teases!