http://www.koshereucharist.com Fri, 09 May 2008 06:12:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I resign, bitches. http://www.koshereucharist.com/2008/05/08/ahem/ It fits the meter pretty well, doesn't it? If my French hadn't decayed so much, I'd try to write out a whole collaborationist version of "La Marseillaise," but I had a hard enough time even getting camping supplies when I went to New Caledonia. I have a new goal. Remember how ... http://www.koshereucharist.com/2008/01/31/allons-donc-enfants-de-la-patrie-bienvenue-aux-allemands/ So, the other day, Mikeleh and I went out for lunch. At 5:30. We enjoyed some delicious Mexican food (the first person who pipes up with "it's not Mexican, it's Tex-Mex" can suck my blistered pole) and drove back to the house content and sated. We arrived at the house to ... http://www.koshereucharist.com/2008/01/30/southern-living/ Oh, great Caesar's fucking ghost. Faithful readers of this erratically updated blog will recall that I have, at best, a deeply ambiguous relationship with what has chosen to anoint itself "the gay community." On the one hand, boys and the Scissor Sisters. On the other hand, grown men calling each other ... http://www.koshereucharist.com/2008/01/29/one-of-them-one-of-them-gooble-gobble-one-of-them/ As my esteemed compatriot Xanthippe noted in his preceding compendium of anticipated debauchery, we moved a while ago. After several years' worth of living in often conflict-ridden metropolises, it was decided that we should pool our collective resources and find a nice quiet place to live in the country, a ... http://www.koshereucharist.com/2008/01/27/welcome-to-givat-chofesh-republic-of-texas/ My thighs are sore two days later, which I guess makes sense because we went for like an hour and a half. I kind of wish I wasn't talking about going powerwalking with my cousin. http://www.koshereucharist.com/2008/01/18/hayom-ani-ishah/ LOL LATE Yeah, yeah, we didn't post for a while. We moved, it was holidays, and for about a week I couldn't look at the blog without screeching "SORRY TO RAIN ON YOUR HATE PARADE!" Save me from dour Yiddishists. Anyway, yeah. So Mikeleh, who I'm thinking of calling "This White ... http://www.koshereucharist.com/2008/01/16/2008/ Kind of Blue; August 17, 1959 Miles Davis, Cannonball Adderley, John Coltrane, Bill Evans, Wynton Kelly, Paul Chambers, Jimmy Cobb RIAA-certified triple platinum; top-selling jazz album of all time. Noël; October 9, 2007 Josh Groban RIAA-certified quadruple platinum; top-selling album of 2007. http://www.koshereucharist.com/2008/01/13/sigh-2/ Remember, remember, the Fifth of December, When cognac, Scotch whisky and beer, Once more flowed from the tap, ev'ry bottle uncapped, So to Prohibition let none adhere 'Twas on this day in 1933, 74 years ago, when the government realized that the best way to combat the malaise gripping America, with Depression and Dust ... http://www.koshereucharist.com/2007/12/05/repeal-day/ Since the response to our "fag hag / violent homosexual rape" post was so positive, albeit kind of awkwardly eager, Kosher Eucharist Presents: Every Man's Greatest Fear; or, Take My Wife, And Kill Her, Please: Chris: We must never marry. What if we married and had Couple Dates? "If we invite ... http://www.koshereucharist.com/2007/12/03/battleaxe/